“ May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.
— we need to be with our family right now
“ how come old ladies have no qualms about shitting in public bathrooms?
— unfortunately these are some of the things that consume me. Sidenote: if I were stand-up comedian this would be the line I opened with.
“ Go see that Hangover Movie…it has all the sick humor you & Money love…like naked people, and drinking
— My Mother’s phone call this morning
“ After the age of 7 women should really just stop wearing shorts
— I think Tina Fey once said this
“ I’m eating a bacon cheeseburger & watching Slumdog Millionare. Am I the only one that finds amusement in that?
“ No updates in a month….I have regrets
“ I’ll smack the salt off that cracker…
— These are the words of Money Johnson (my sidekick), as he was referencing what Smokey Robinson would say to me, if I was in the Grammy audience and did not get up and dance to “Sugar Pie Honey Bunch”.
