So the other day on my favorite, every other Wednesday night indulgence “Peeing in the Pool”** there was much discussion about Noreaga and his ability to run laps around the English Channel. This quickly made me remember THIS.
** “Peeing in the Po
ol” is a cable public access show in Manhattan. It stars 2 guys who call themselves the “Asshole” (who looks like a child molester) & “The Afro” (pictured, a Husky Jewish guy who also has a rap group).They talk about random buffoonary, while lip-synching to Ace of Base, Nsync, and old Busta Rhymes songs. Most of their viewers are pot heads, puerto rican teens, and people who live in Harlem..so yeah basically people who live in Harlem.
Money & I..LOVE this show. We have tried to get some of our friends into it, by sharing our DVR catalog of episodes. But there have been instances where people just get up, put their coat on, and let themselves out of the apt in disgust.
I have actually considered selling useless shit from China town on a card table, outside of my apartment to raise money for them, so they can bump it up to every Wednesday.
So if you’re as awesome as I am you have probably heard of this company before. If not here is your chance….they sell high end PJs in Neiman, Saks, and all those other fancy shmancy places. Anyway I just ordered from here using the code I got for being a “loyal” customer and I just saved like $600. I am sure they are gonna be sooo psyched that I passed this around. So here you go bitches….ENJOY!
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If you watch Ultimate Recipe Showdown then you know this guy right here. Michael Psilakis owns a few restaurants in NYC, one of them being Kefi. This place is fabulous, the food is delightful, and within budget. I believe the highest priced dish is around $17.
I chose this place for my Valentine’s Day dinner because I did not want anything too pretentious (I know hard to believe). Michael himself is apparently always in house and was there last night. He was in the main dining room checking on guests & staff. I wanted to dry hump his leg..but I didn’t as it was Valentine’s Day and all.
Kefi Restaurant
505 Columbus AveNew York, NY 10024(212) 873-0200kefirestaurant.com
Not to make you all want to regurgitate in your mouths but my Valentine’s was pretty killer. It started off with a great home-cooked breakfast & flowers. I then headed down to Bliss Spa for some necessary grooming, met Money Johnson at the Apple Store and then this happened.
- On 5th Avenue the crazy PETA anti-fur people were going wild. They were screaming at everyone who walked by, the cops were there..it was fabulous. So Money and I decided to take this in for a lil bit, while I stood there in my fur trimmed hooded coat.
Apparently it was the day for activism because the “Kids for Cancer” people were also out collecting money. Well what happens when the crazy fur people and the cancer people have a conversation?
Crazy Fur Guy: Don’t wear fur, you animal killers, you’ll burn in hell.
Warm Kind Hearted Cancer Activist: (to crazy fur guy) Would you like to help out some kids with cancer?
Crazy Fur Guy: Tell them if they didn’t eat meat, they wouldn’t get cancer.
We then walked around, got aggravated by tourists. Went to the Nike Store, Dylan’s Candy Bar (got some chocolate covered Rice Krispies), Yves Saint Laurent (admired everything), & Sephora (who is having an awesome Tart Mascara Special). From there back across town to Kefi Restaurant for a lovely Valentine’s Day dinner. Capped off the night with a trip to BabeLand (a store that sells sex toys & kinky paraphernalia).
There is no reason to leave your house today
I had the pleasure & honor to see Thank You America starring Will Farrell.
Farrell not only delivers but confirms why you fell in love with his character in the first place. He walks the audience through Bush’s early years and the presidency, quoting the buffoonary we have encountered for the past eight years.
If you wanted to see Caondoleeza Rice “crumpin” & learn what a “western handjob” is, then this is the play for you.
