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OP·PI·DAN (ÄP′I DƏN)OF A TOWN; URBAN
i'm dee. i do things.
if you don't know what an Amuse-Bouche is or how to Two-Step & Walk it Out, you can't roll with me. ya digg?TAGS
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If you need something to do this weekend, you’re in luck. The entire first season of Peep Show (aka one of the best British comedies ever made seriously I’m not joking it starts out at incredible and only gets better) is on Hulu!
You’re pretty much required to watch this show.
My favorite show. EVER. Super Hans!!!!! That’s all.
I love, love this show…YAY
Money & I prank called Hugh Jeffner the other night and played this song on his voicemail. Needless to say he was quite entertained.
Every-time Money & I see someone roller blading, we re-enact this skit. Now that it’s hot in NYC, you’ll see these fools every few blocks.
Hahaha gotta love the Countess Luann. A gal after my own heart. Only she can go to a “confidence” building workshop for young girls and manage to shoot down all hopes & aspirations, Consequently making herself feel better in the process. Sure, Sure… you want to be a model honey, I’m sure you’ll lose some weight as you chase that dream into eternity.
You need to be watching this show
So I get my period during a major presentation on Tuesday..here are some of the supporting texts from my “friends”…no pun intended, really I swear. Im not that lame.
Killa Kellz:
Me: So I get my fucking period during my presentation
Killa Kellz: Ahhh she strikes again! LOL
Brooklyn Jo:
Me: Sooo guess who has a huge presentation today, gets her period and has to stuff her panties with toilet paper until she can go to CVS?
Brooklyn Jo: Oprah?
Me: I wish I had that Oprah Money…I just wanted to die.
Brooklyn Jo: That sucks. Glad u got thru it even with an entire Charmin between your legs…Im sure you’ve had worse down there.
Me: Bitch. LOL
Puerto Rican Princess:
Me: Can you believe this shit?
Puerto Rican Princess: Damn girl..be happy at least you ain’t preggos this month.
Me: True
Puerto Rican Princess: At least now I know why you were being such a bitch yesterday.
Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman that good shit. Now we know what Lil Wayne did with all that left-over prescription grade cough syrup.
