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OP·PI·DAN (ÄP′I DƏN)OF A TOWN; URBAN

i'm dee. i do things.

if you don't know what an Amuse-Bouche is or how to Two-Step & Walk it Out, you can't roll with me. ya digg?

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23 July 09

I've been neglecting my hobby

  • V. Gotti: What are you doing after work?
  • Me: Not quite sure yet.
  • V. Gotti: I know we were suppose to grab drinks, but really the rain..why waste the day & the money?
  • Me: true...maybe i'll go home and catch up on my "napping" hobby
  • V. Gotti: you really have to stop telling people your hobby is napping
  • Me: Why?
  • V Gotti: cause people are gonna think you're a loser
  • Me: well you scrapbook, and people don't think you're a overweight, non getting laid, 15 cat owning, middle aged woman
  • V Gotti: whatever, thats a real hobby...they sell shit for it
  • Me: hahahaha..you're too easy to piss off
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4 July 09

Straight up Buffoonery

  • Dee Rock: ahhhh this is driving me nuts..I have jungle fever
  • Money: huh?!?
  • Dee Rock: Ive been in this place too long..I feel like the walls are closing
  • Money: Buffoon...lol..cabin fever
  • Dee Rock: ahahaha lol.. I have Cabin Fever
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24 June 09

"I take a trip with my bitch & Louis luggage out" - J.J.

  • This was my AM wake-up text convo: Thanks for getting the remix stuck in my head all day. Always appreciated.
  • Gucci Mane: Mornin' *rathchees & *ratchettes....summer of '09 is here..let's party like it was '07
  • Me: I completely agree. we talked it out last night
  • Gucci Mane: hopefully you walked it out also
  • Me: only after I drop top porsche it out
  • Gucci Mane: then hop it out, floss out, & bring ur air forces out
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21 June 09

So "my lesbian friend from college"...

  • as my family knows her (because they do not remember anyone's names properly) Invited me to March with her & her girlfriend in the "Pride Parade" in NYC. When dinner conversation got stale with the good 'ol family I figured I'd bring that up. Shall we proceed....
  • Dee Rock: so yeah you know my friend (insert real name here), well she invited me to march with them in the Pride Parade...but she said Money cannot come with us, just me.
  • Mom: Which friend is this?
  • Dee Rock: "My lesbian friend from college"
  • Mom: Oh how is she?
  • Dee Rock: Just fine
  • Mom: That's such an honor....You know you must feel really good knowing that people think that highly of you, to invite you to something like that.
  • Dad: With your luck you'll be on the news...at least they won't be able to fire you at work
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18 June 09

Funny...

  • me: ok and then it stops at page 2..no?
  • Maria: no, page 2 is config'd properly
  • me: no its not..go try it
  • Maria: k - hold. first, can i tell you how awkward it is to sit at my desk - at the office - and work on a site that has a pregnant naked couple on it
  • me: hahahahaha
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6 June 09

Money self-proclaims his greatness...yet again

  • Money: I called Drake.....Who else has the balls to call a rapper from Toronto?
  • Me: What?
  • Money: Who calls the greatest rappers before anyone ever hears of them?
  • Me: *Confused*
  • Money: you know what I am? I am the man with the golden hunch!
  • Me: hahahhaha
  • Money: Laugh all you want my friend, He was Weezy's best ghostwriter.
  • Me: I am Weezy's best ghostwriter
  • Money: I am not talking to you anymore
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30 May 09

Martina Navratilova thinks I'm hot...can't blame her

  • So last night Money & I were galavanting around the UWS looking for apartments. When this women was walking towards us. She was looking at me funny..... so out of sheer awkwardness I smiled, well she smiled back and waved. Which led to the following:
  • Me: Get a load of that crazy lesbian.
  • Money Johnson: That was that famous tennis player..who yes, is also a lesbian
  • Me: Oh
  • Money Johnson: I think she thought you recognized her or something.
  • Me: I didn't..
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9 February 09

Lil Wayne is off that purple drank...

  • Dee: So Lil Weezy is off the sizzurp for 30 days.
  • The Reverend Gucci Mane: Really?
  • Dee: Yep and Baby bought him an Aston Martin.
  • The Reverend Gucci Mane: Shit, I Hope someone buys me an Aston Martin for stayin out the strip clubs.
  • Dee: Why when's the last time you went to the club?
  • The Reverend Gucci Mane: I haven't for all of 2009.
  • Dee: Wow that's an accomplishment.
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8 February 09

Last Night around midnight

  • Dee: I really feel like having a margarita..I just Wanna drink
  • Money: *Silent*...with a reassuring look
  • Dee: Isn't it wrong to want to drink, so you can forget your problems?
  • Money: No
  • Dee: Isn't that a sign of being an alcoholic?
  • Money: No It's a sign of being awesome.
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21 January 09

The Unappreciated Red Velvet Cupcake

  • Money: Would you like this cupcake?
  • Dee: No you eat it
  • Money: Well im not crazy about it
  • Dee: So dont eat it
  • Money: Well I'd rather eat an icecream sandwich
  • Dee: Well Id rather eat some icecream right now too
  • Money: You can eat [the cupcake] for breakfast
  • Dee: ok
  • Money: Do you mind that i took the wrapper off of it already?
  • Dee: You're talking to someone who drops food on the floor and doesnt think twice about eating it
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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh