Eats Grits? SweetHeart she’s been taking a bath in them.

So there has been alot of controversy about the NY papers calling Jessica Simpson fat in the above photo. The problem here is not her weight…it’s that horrible outfit.  She clearly needs to examine her friendship circle. Because if I looked that bad in an enseble one of my girls would have no problem saying “Honey we know you’ve been taking on restaurant week like it’s an olympic sport, and bitch it’s starting to show.” Now quit trying to chanel Rihanna, and go find something that fits you.

This is a major issue for alot of woman. They think they look fat, or don’t feel comfortable in certain clothes. The problem is not you..you just need to dress for your body type. Leggings are NOT for everybody, high waist jeans are NOT for everyone, shit..skinny jeans are not for most of the population, but SPANX are so hurry up and go get yourselves some. 

Also, why hasn’t anyone pointed out that she needs to really lay off the facial fillers & lip injections. She’s not even 30 yet..jesus christ honey. Go organic, get yourself on a treadmill, and good skin will follow.

This is your new Miss America…..America.  When asked about the thought process for her evening gown wear she replied: “There were hundreds of gowns ya know? But I closed my eyes and thought what would Rosie Perez wear if she were going to go to a Halloween party as old school Madonna? ” Jesus give her a break, she gets a pass, after all she is from Indiana.

NOTE: for the moron who emailed me asking if she really said that..please google the word “sarcasm”